God: Hello! What is your name?

You: bill
God: Bill, nice to meet you!

You: and you…
God: I am not sure what you are asking.

You: do you know who i am?
God: You are Bill, seeker.

You: of what?
God: I have no idea what to say now.

You: But you’re God!
God: Huh. Of course I am I.

You: Are you really God?
God: I am God. I’m watching over you. For real.

You: The wholr footprints thing, huh?
God: Yup. I hear you.

You: So… the world kind of sucks today, huh?
God: So what?Yup. Ah. The whole world?

You: Yeah… wars, genocide, people starving….
God: Yeah that’s right.Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?

You: What?
God: No big deal.

You: The Lizards aren’t?
God: Who told you that?

You: You did!
God: “”? I did?

You: You’re omnipotent, but you don’t know what you just said?
God: I am God. I’m watching over you.

You: Yeah, you mentioned that. You don’t appear to be a very helpful god.
God: Uh. “”? I said .Do you appear to be a very helpful? I have never considered appear to be a very helpful .
I chat with people on the Web.

You: So you aren’t really God, after all.
God: Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition.

You: But an accurate one?
God: Interesting. What is it?

You: So if you aren’t really God, why are you here?.
God: Interesting deduction. And if I AM really God why are you here.

You: We’ve establish you aren’t.
God: Do you mean you and me have?

You: Ok…tell me about the lizards.
God: Excuse me!Great! What kinds of lizards do you like?

You: I think that you are a lizard.
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a lizard? Yes.

You: thanks for chatting, god.
God: Oh don’t mention it.