The Story of How Jack Got His New Sword.
Jack sets off in search of a new sword, and stops in front of a building with a sign reading “Swords ‘R’ Us”
Jack: Gotta find a new sword… Not there.
Jack stops in front of another building this time, Randon City’s Fighter’s Guild, with a sign reading “Free Weapons!”
Jack: None there either. Rats.
Blackthorn: Hey Jack! I’ll give you your swords back! They’re worthless! …Are you deaf?
Jack finds a big lineup.
Jack to kid: What’s the lineup fir?
Kid: A magic sword.
Jack: Ooh. I need one.
Arthur: I’m Arthur.
6 Hours later…
Arthur pants, being exhausted from pulling on the sword.
Arthur to Jack: I’ll pay you to get the king-ship for me.
Arthur: 50 gold.
Jack: I’m a hero. Free.
Arthur: 40. [gold]
Jack: 3.
Arthur: 20.
Jack: 4.
Arthur: 15.
Jack: 5.
Arthur: Deal.
Jack pulls the sword from the stone, and points at Arthur.
Jack: Uh, he did it.
Crowd: HAIL ARTHUR! KING OF THE BRITONS!
*End of Flashback*
Jack: And that’s how I got my new sword.
Necromancer: Idiot.
Jack: Yes?
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