Trust me, this is much funnier if you’ve played The Elder Scrolls IV/ are insane. Both is better.

Necromancer: So glad you haven’t fallen to that accursed Internet slang.

Author/Kris: So am I, but it’s a daily battle really.

Internet Junkie:Lol!!

Internet Junkie:O hai thar m.r arro!!!1!!11

Author/Kris: This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death.

Internet Junkie: O rlly? Kthx.

Author/Kris/Mankar Camoran:If you really are the champion of lore,then I really do welcome you to my paradise. I tire of the self-styled “heroes” that do not even pose a challenge.

Mudcrab holds up a sign reading “XD”

Author/Kris/Mankar Camoran steps in.

Mudcrab holds up sign reading “WTF?”

Author/Kris/Mankar Camoran repeatedly hits mudcrab.

Author/Kris/Mankar Camoran: Ha, ha! I’ve fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

Fight ensues. Mudcrab holds up sign reading “ROFL”. You get a cookie if you can name what is flying out of the dust cloud.

Martin/Mythic Dawn Agent: You cannot escape the master’s vigilance!

Elsa is confused.

Elsa: Martin…

Martin/Mythic Dawn Agent:I DO NOT FEAR DEATH!

Elsa punches Martin in the face.

Martin/Mythic Dawn Agent: Uuuugh… Paradise awaits me.

Elsa: By the gods Martin, the Internet won’t be invented for 500 more years, and I won’t talk like that even then.

Martin/Mythic Dawn Agent: Guess I got carried away.

Necromancer: You do realize you just used more of it than ever before.

Author/Kris: Ahem.

Author/Kris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Necromancer to Author/Kris: You did actually.

Author/Kris to Necromancer: Bollocks.