Part 2

(Floating around in the ocean somewhere)

Voice over says: ‘Previously on The Great Adventure…’

Dixon Bainbridge –

‘Wh, wh, where are we Christopher old boy?’ (Looks around as if he has been knocked unconscious then raises one eye brow at Christopher)

Christopher Columbus –

‘Urrrrrrrgh, I think the ship sank, and now, we’re drifting with the tides bro.’ (Looks slightly hung over, although he isn’t, then looks around for some land)

Dixon Bainbridge –

‘Hmm. I think we must wait for rescue…’ (Looks around, then seems slightly disheartened)

Dixon Bainbridge –

‘Wait! Is the Milo okay? WHERE IS THE MILO!’ (Yells at the top of his lungs then looks around, trying to find the Milo tin)

Christopher Columbus –

‘The Milo is fine, just give me a second to find it, I crammed it into my manbag.’ (Reaches for his manbag, then pulls out the Milo)

Dixon Bainbridge –

‘Hehehe, you, have a…Manbag? HAHAHAHA! That’s the funniest thing since that bird pooped on your head!’ (At first he looks at him as if he’s lying, and then starts cracking up laughing. Eventually, he falls over in hysterics)

Christopher Columbus –

‘I told you to keep that on the down low. That was meant to be between you and me!’ (Speaks between his teeth and seems as if he is about to lash out at him.

Dixon Bainbridge –

‘Well, can you see anyone else?’ (Looks around then flips his hands out to the side)

Christopher Columbus –

‘Well, no…be quiet!’ (Hangs his head down then yells suddenly)

(A dolphin swims to where they are, makes an ‘eeeeeeeeeeeee’ noise, and swims away)

Dixon Bainbridge –

‘Well, I think that dolphin may have heard you…’ (Points to the dolphin and giggles to himself)

Christopher Columbus –

‘Crap, our agreement is now foiled!’ (Smashes his fist into a cupped hand, then hangs his head in shame)