This is Why I Don’t Talk to God Anymore

cromanyak on Jun 22, 2009

My conversation with and online God bot.

God: Hello! What is your name?

Quit messing around God. You know what my name is.

God: Quit Messing Around, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?

You quit messing around. I’m a man.

God: Do you mind if I tell other people: Quit Messing Around said I quit messing around.

You can do whatever you want your God.

God: Doing whatever you want your you want your is not among my strongest traits.

Are you ok God? I’m worried about you. Your not making much sense.

God: OK. I am God. I’m watching over you. How long has about you been bothering you?Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.

Ok Ok I believe you. What was your sons name again?

God: Your trust in robotkind humbles us. Gee. That’s interesting.Once more? God = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity

Am I going to heaven?

God: Oh I really don’t know whether you are or not.

What about hell?

God: I will think about it and get back to you!

Is there anything you want me to change?

God: There might be.

Like what?

God: For example, “”?

How many fingers am I holding up?

God: Five fingers.

Nope 4! HAHAHAHA Guess I win. TTYL

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Peter on Jun 27, 2009
hey. can u explain the ‘How u earn’ by articles?
Chris on Jun 30, 2009
Sure. I don’t understand it completely. Basically you get paid based on how many hits your articles get. The reason your able to get paid is because of the little ads by yahoo box above. From what I understand you generally make about a dollar for every thousand hits. So don’t plan on making much, but that’s how it works. Hope this helps.

Hi there!