Who will be elected president?

Mr. Fungus: Today is election day, kids.

Willy: We’re not kids.

Mr. Fungus: Willy… Tell your mom I’m sorry.

Willy: Why?

Mr. Fungus: Because you were born.

Willy: Your a meanie, a bully, and a big liar!

Mr. Fungus: Your a meanie houdini. Now let’s get to the point.

Mr. Fungus: It’s Sammy Sam VS Houdini Doudini.

Mr. Fungus: I will give you an exercise paper, and you will write the probability of Sammy Sam of winning.

Mr. Fungus: (hands out the papers)

Willy: (writes “100%”)

Mr. Fungus: What the hell Willy? It’s 50% you dumbass.

Willy: I’m not Einstein, you know.

Mr. Fungus: Then try to be like him, at least!

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