Who will be elected president?
Mr. Fungus: Today is election day, kids.
Willy: We’re not kids.
Mr. Fungus: Willy… Tell your mom I’m sorry.
Willy: Why?
Mr. Fungus: Because you were born.
Willy: Your a meanie, a bully, and a big liar!
Mr. Fungus: Your a meanie houdini. Now let’s get to the point.
Mr. Fungus: It’s Sammy Sam VS Houdini Doudini.
Mr. Fungus: I will give you an exercise paper, and you will write the probability of Sammy Sam of winning.
Mr. Fungus: (hands out the papers)
Willy: (writes “100%”)
Mr. Fungus: What the hell Willy? It’s 50% you dumbass.
Willy: I’m not Einstein, you know.
Mr. Fungus: Then try to be like him, at least!
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