60 ways to have sex
Speaker: “Today we’ll discuss sex. There are 60 ways to have sex.”

The voice from behind: “Sixty-five!”

Speaker: “There are 60 ways of doing sex.”

The voice from behind: “Sixty-five!”

Speaker: “Regardless of your opinion which is behind there, then there are 60 ways known in the medical world. The first is a man over a woman …”

The voice from behind: “Sixty-six!”

Big Secret Weapon

Former president Bill Clinton was spying with President Barrack Obama.
“Is it true, all the negroes have a ‘weapon’ that big?” Bill Clinton asked
“As you can see,” replied Obama.
“Miracle, how they can get it?”
“Quite simply,” Obama said. “Every night before bed, we were banging ‘weapon’ it to the end of the bed.”
  Later that night, finished eating, Bill Clinton got into bed and started banging his’weapon’ to the end of the bed.
His wife was aghast.
“Stop acting like a nigger, and immediately to bed!” said the wife.

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