So it was a lovely Saturday in June. My husband, Mike and our friend and Landlord Dennis, went out to visit Mike’s brother which was quite away from our comfy cozy home, so I stayed at home by choice with the dog and cats.

We had a dog named Wright but he got to vicious, that we had to take him to the animal shelter.

So it was our friend’s dog and cat and my two cats to mind while Mike and Dennis were away.

Baby and Patches are my cats. Both of them are tabby cats, both of them are females.  Both of them demand my love and attantion, both of them can also be extremely destructive when they don’t get their way. And of course, they are so adorable.

Ringer the dog,  belongs to Dennis our friend and Landlord.  Ringer is also a female and she can be soft, sweet and loving if you pet her and feed her, however, she barks ferociously when neighbors walk past our house.

Meat head is also Dennis’s cat. Her real name is ….well….it’s a four letter word so I will call her Meat Head.

Meat Head, his cat is very, very strange. When she goes into heat she meows like crazy. Also she can be loving and sweet for a few minutes and then, she will hiss and scatch a few minutes later.

So anyway, That particular Saturday, I let Ringer the dog out (she is a Black Labrador) And she has the prettiest brown eyes that I have ever seen on a dog.Warm and trusting looking.  Well I let her out and that’s when Baby and Meat Head got into a fight, Patches was hissing while Baby and Meat head were trying to kill each other. I yelled, “Break it up right now!” Baby and Meat Head scampered in two different directions.

 I was going to let Ringer in so I opened the back door and expected her be at the door like she always does. But I was horrified as to what I saw. Instead of being at the door like she was supposed to be, she had jumped the fence and was romping into our next door neighbor’s back yard. I screamed, “Ringer!” I actually had to go to their back yard and lead the dog back home.

Meanwhile, Patches was drinking water out of the toilet. Now I change their water every hour so I simply put the lid on the toilet and said to Patches, “NO! Go drink the water I just gave you.” Patches let out a little, “mew,” And headed to the kitchen where Mike and I keep the catfood, water and litter box.

And then, Baby was wandering back and forth on my vanity table. And she is forbidden to go there and she knows it. So I picked her up, and put her on the floor. “No Baby,you did wrong.” I shouted at her and pointed my finger as well.

Then Meat Head started meowing like crazy and started spraying come on the stairway. Yes when female cats go into heat, they do spray, just not as much as male cats do.

Her tail was extended and it was trembling. I patted her on the head.

Then, Meat Head and Patches got into it. They started brawling like crazy and both of them were hissing and clawing each other. I simply took some water and threw it on them. Both of them scampered away. Cats for some reason cannot stand water.

I made myself a ham sandwich and a cup of milk for lunch. Just as I made my sandwich and went into the fridge to get the milk, bad ass Baby was crawling on the table eating my ham. When I put the milk on the table, before I could stop her, she started lapping up my milk. I picked her up and put her in the bedroom and closed the door. I made another sandwich and washed out my cup and filled it with milk.

And that was how I spent my bountiful day with Ringer, Baby, Patches and Meat Head. Oh Brother!