Who doesn’t enjoy a day at the spa? It was my sister-in-laws birthday and I wanted to give her a great relaxing gift. She has three kids so I know she needed it. Her kids would drive you up a wall. I’ve been to a spa plenty of times but I knew she never had been. So, I looked online and checked around a few different day spas around town.
Oooww… Hot stone massage. ‘But I’ve already had that before,’ I thought to myself. I wanted something different. I chose a facial and a deep therapy massage for my sister-in-law. What was I going to have…I read on and came upon the spas signature body treatment called, Wrapped in Roses. ‘Well that sounds interesting.’ It was a body treatment that was performed in a Vichy Shower Room. The therapist would wrap you in rose petals and give you a scalp massage while the rose oil was soaking into your skin.
Ok, so if you don’t know what a Vichy Shower is, which I sure didn’t at the time, and if I knew what I knew now you might not be reading this. Well, it has five to seven shower heads, which pour water onto you while you’re lying on a cushioned wet table. You are usually draped with towels—one between your legs and across your breasts.
I was so excited for our girl’s day out. When I swung open the doors to the spa it felt like I just entered Disneyland. Ahhh! I was like a kid in a candy store! “If you ladies could follow me please.” As the receptionist showed us into the women’s lounge area, we passed a beautiful water fountain in the center of the hallway. It divided the men’s lounge room with the women’s lounge room. “Here are your robes and sandals. Over there are your lockers, you can put all your valuables in there.” She pointed to left of us.
We got our robes on and waited in the steam room. About every five minutes or so it let out some steam and the smell of eucalyptus. It totally opened up my pours. I highly recommend a steam room if you have never tried one.
“A-lesha…” She hesitated while calling out my sister-in-laws name. The massage therapist took her in first. My name was called within minutes. Boy oh boy, I was stoked!
‘I’m gonna smell like fresh roses!’
“Hi, my name is Latisha. I will be your therapist for the next hour and half. If I could get you to get undressed and slip in under those towels please.” She pointed to the table under the shower heads.
‘Oh- my- god’ I think I had an orgasm, it felt so good. Her hands, rubbing me with the rose scented oils; sliding, smoothly, along my thighs. I think for a moment I turned lesbian. As the oils soaked into my body she rubbed my scalp. ‘Oh, yes, the temples. Who’s your daddy…Rub them like you’ve never rubbed before.’ I was in heav-unnn! I was so relaxed.
“ok, I hope you’re not modest,” she whispered to me. “Huh-“I squinted my eyes open a little trying to what for my brain to register what she just told me. What happened next was something you see out of the movies or a prank you play on someone.
You know how I mentioned before that you have a towel between your legs and across your breasts? Well, those towels were about to be removed very quickly from my body. As she finished asking me if I was ‘Modest’ she whipped the towels off my body as if she was in a stadium with a charging bull.
‘Ok, what the hell-‘I laid there with the water pouring on me butt ass naked. Here is this woman I just met and she is standing next me as my va-j-j is exposed. Dude, she didn’t even take me on a date yet. ‘Well this is awkward’ I thought to myself. What do I do? If I can’t cover myself up, I’m laying on a table five feet off the ground. So, I just endured the next ten minutes. She was talking to me as if nothing was wrong.
‘Hello!! I don’t want to talk about the weather! I’m F-in naked lady!’
“Wow, they didn’t mention this in the ad”.
“Well, you can keep the towel on if you want to; but we are both women here.” She told me with a smile. I gave her a smirk back.
As I got ready and put my robe on she brought me a cup of water.
“Well, I really hope you enjoyed it.”
“As a matter of fact I did, until you ripped the towels off o f me! I advise, next time to ask someone if they want to be exposed.” I had a little attitude toward her. Dude, if she asked I would have maybe considered it; but come on common sense here. To this day I have never gotten the Vichy shower treatments. The only thing I say is if you are not comfortable with nudity this is not for you.