The mayor of Potatoville walks into the office of Doctor Potato Head. He appears to be very anxious. He has some very important things to discuss with the good doctor. Let’s listen in on the conversation.

Patient: Dr. Potato Head, I have a serious problem.

Dr. Potato Head: What seems to be the problem?

Patient: I’m losing face with the public.

Dr. Potato Head: I’ve lost my face many times. I’m always able to put it back together though.

Patient: No one will see eye to eye with me.

Dr. Potato Head: Perhaps you need a new set of eyes.

Patient: I’ve been so anxious and stressed out. The demands of my job are overwhelming. What can I do?

Dr. Potato Head: I suggest that you get a complete makeover. You should get a set of new eyes, a moustache, different ears, a wider mouth, and of course a new hat. I like the black derby hat the most.

Patient: Do you really think it will help?

Dr. Potato Head: It can’t hurt. Also, get some new glasses. I think you’ll look great with a snazzy pair of yellow glasses.

Patient: Will that help my image?

Dr. Potato Head: Yes it would. And also, don’t be such a sour cream puss. Lighten up. Put a little sprout in your step.

Patient: Thank you Dr. Potato Head.

Dr. Potato Head: You’re quite welcome. I hope to see a new you in the near future.

Patient: I promise you will and Mayor Spud always keeps his promise.

Dr. Potato Head: Goodbye. Oh, once last thing.

Patient: What’s that?

Dr. Potato Head: Stay out of the sun. It’s very hot today. I’d hate to see you fry in the hot sun.

Patient: Thanks. I’ll be careful. Goodbye.