Bill is doing my nut in…

I honestly can’t take it any more and will have to get a restraining order against a man that comes to my house nearly everyday. It’s getting a bit stressful. Everytime, I give him a good response, he seems fine and goes away, only to return in a couple of days. He comes in many forms too, which include:

 

 

a) Gas Bill

b) Electric Bill

c) Television License Bill

d) Telephone Bill

e) Council Tax Bill

f)  Internet Bill

g) Insurance Bill

 

I don’t know what to do anymore. I’m tired of seeing him. Please, if you see him, lock him up somewhere and throw away the key or at least lock him away for a few months. It would be so nice to have a break from him and some peace of mind. I wish he would go and bother other people for a change…. :)

 

 

(Thanks to a friend Julianne on Facebook who inspired me to write this.)

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  • Suni51 on Sep 18, 2011

    You should be thankful to him, he comes. We have to go to meet them where they sit. Cheers.

  • Erin Miller on Sep 18, 2011

    LOL It’s hilarious. What’s a television license bill? I never heard of that. We call it a cable bill here… If it’s what I’m thinking it is.

  • erwinkennythomas on Sep 18, 2011

    v. thoughtful! funny!

  • Dennis N OBrien on Sep 18, 2011

    Makes you wonder why people call their sons William when Bills are so unpopular.

  • ashan1614 on Sep 18, 2011

    Trust me, there aren’t too many people that Bill isn’t pestering.

  • Wrath Warbone on Sep 18, 2011

    Thanks for a good laugh,. I enjoyed it.

  • KittyK on Sep 18, 2011

    This was too funny – I seem to have the same problem!!!

  • ittech on Sep 19, 2011

    ha ha

  • Martin Kloess on Sep 19, 2011

    Hit him up first I use to use the Avon routine,

  • Sunjhini on Sep 19, 2011

    hehehe interesting write

  • foxpete88 on Sep 19, 2011

    haha interesting…thanks

  • Joe Ram on Sep 19, 2011

    hahhaah great share, I have the same feeling.

  • FX777222999 on Sep 26, 2011

    Oh…I love this article! Makes me laugh..

  • CA Johnson on Sep 27, 2011

    This was hilarious. I wish that bill would stay away from me too. He refuses to go away.

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