Short and funny… I hope. :) three characters, one rabbit, 2, stupid human, living hole (never mind its not short and *any random word(s) * is an action)

Rabbit: lalalala IM singing in my hole

just singing in my hole!

now that all MYAARGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Human: 0.o I did it I shot my very first rabbit I only wasted 254 shells but I did it woot woot.

Rabbit: Yay you shot my hole… T-T

Human: I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it…

Rabbit: SHUT UP!!!!!!

Human: Oh my god! talking rabbit zombie ghost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rabbit:… What a stupid man…

Hole: *moves closer to human*

Rabbit: *jumps back into hole only to meet the ground*

Thats weird I remeber my hole being right here…

Human: Um… littles zombie ghost rabbit… why is your hole moving?

Rabbit: *jumps at ground again with the same results*

Hole: Well hello there human. 8 ) muhahahahahahah muhahah

Human: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hole: Well if your not going to jump into me…  Ima jump onto you!

Human: *jumps into hole*

Hole: *gags*

Rabbit: Ohhhhh there you are hole, what are you eating?!?!

Hole: gaesdgfrdsgcvhsd

Rabbit: whats gaesdgfrdsgcvhsd?

Hole: irts gsdaosdfdjsd

Rabbit: what? didn’t your mother hole ever teach you not to talk with your mouth full?

Hole: *swallows* IMA EATIN MA HUMANEZ

Rabbit: since when were you stupid

Hole: IMA FIREN MA LAZORS AT YU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rabbit: lazors????

Hole: IM FIREN MA LAZORS NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rabbit: ummmmm ok then.

Hole: *fires random lazers*   (hole===========================rabbit)

Rabbit: T-T what the hell…

Hole: merharharharhar, merharharhar!!!, MERHARHARHARHAR, MERHARHARHARHAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rabbit: X.X

Hole: IMA EATED MA BUNNEH NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*eats rabbit*

Hole: what the heck is going on here…

I feel weird.

That I can feel at all is weird.

Ima go to sleep.

X.X

 

                                                                                   THE END

 

                                                                xXscittlesXx, aka Nolan Honey

 

The moral of this story is “you are what you eat!” and that includes feelings and physical states as well.

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