A woman on the phone with her man:

It’s okay! Your clothes are going to be gone when you get here! I’m going to change the locks. I’m going to have a new man. Our child is going to be calling him daddy! He’s going to lay on your side of the bed. I’m just so tired of you hurting me, breaking my heart, playing with my emotions! Do you care? Have you ever? I’m fed up. I’m really through. I’m going to find me a real man that will call me beautiful, cook for me, rub my feet.. cater to me. A man that will let me watch the game with him. Take me out. Introduce me to his family. Hold my hand and kiss me in public. A man who can provide. Who can just love me for me. Who will miss a day with his friends just to spend time with me. And I’m going to use the little money you did give me to buy him a birthday present . I’m going to pond all of your jewelry and then use the money to take me and my new man out! I’m going to give away all my kisses only to him and much more! You had something special. When you have somebody special you should hold on to them and never let them go. Don’t take them for granted. Trust you’ll never find another which you won’t! You’ll never find another FOOL like me that will put up with you!