The aliens are dead now. We wiped them out. There was a war against them. It started with the abduction of 1,000 people. Witch included me. We were to be sent to a lab to be sliced up to pieces! How cruel of aliens! They expected us to be sliced up while they didn’t have to be! I mean come on! Stupid creatures like rats could be sliced up for science and a cow for food. But a Human!? An outrage! How would they like it if we went over there and sliced them up! They didn’t even ask the government for permission to use us as lab rats!

Anyways, we boarded a ship shaped like an airplane. A human airplane. But when we got on board we saw that it was much different on the inside: It was much bigger on the inside than in the outside.

“Ouy era ykclu ouy era otn bla stra!” yelled an alien. He was saying “Eat my pants!”

“shtisdjdgjdsfflsdkxmcndsfaseyxjfsidfuysdfjlskdfiosdhfskdfjoiusrtsdkljfhdkljriot” I yelled at him witch meant in his language, “You big bully! Pick on somebody else!”

“Twah!” said the alien. It meant “Die!”

“Akd sasd fa wac!” I screamed. It meant, “No you shall not touch my sacred blood!”

“ I ncat dunretsadn a rdow ouy era ysaning!” yelled the alien! It meant, “Yeah right!”

I gave up on intimidating him so he would let us go but I was very heroic, and to prove it, I was still in one piece. Everyone was amazed that I knew alien. 999 admirers came up to me and said, “Idiot! You didn’t know anything about alien language and spoke gibberish! You might have said something that could get us killed!”

See? That was how admiring they were. They were willing to die for me. All for something so easy.

When we arrived on their planet, we were scared. It was about the size of our sun. It was so big, that it’s light comes from it’s planets witch were more like white dwarfs orbiting a large planet. In fact the scientists with us told me,

“That isn’t a planet at all. That is a dead star. It cooled into a massive, solid sphere and the leftover burning matter is formed into the white dwarfs orbiting.”

Later, when we landed, we were forced into a small prison. A foolish person tried to use a laser pointer to melt the alien. To our surprise, the alien fell unconscious.

In astonishment, I managed to say, “Is that some kind of tranquilizer ray?

“No.” he replied. “It’s just an ordinary laser pointer.”

“Wait a minute. We could all fight our way out of here with lasers!”

“I’m the only guy with a laser pointer.”

“Scientists, build laser pointers out of that metal box.”

“We need a light bulb ruby and wires to.” Said the scientists

“Steal some.” I said.

We had the laser pointers and we started in the dungeon we were locked in. we pointed a laser beam at the prison guard. He fell unconscious and we took the keys and unlocked the door. We fought our way into the main hangar. Aliens where waiting for us.

We swept the laser pointers side to side until we took down all the aliens.

We took some keys from the aliens and got inside the spaceship. We took off and headed for earth. We heard a loud bang. Alien fighters were following us. We went into an asteroid field and avoided the aliens’ rockets.

Only a few minutes to earth, we escaped the aliens altogether. We landed safely.

I hope that will be the last encounter with the aliens