An epic story of an epic noob.
When Great Noob and N00b got to the Gypsie, the Gypsie yelled and pointed at Great Noob. “You! I can sense your future! You will do great things! Come in, I will read your future for no charge.” The Gypsie meditated for a long time, almost half an hour, and she finally opened her eyes. “Oh good lord Saradomin! You… You’re the chosen one…”, she said. Both Great Noob and N00b were impatient, and N00b said, “Yeah, we know that. We were kind of waiting for you to tell us how to defeat Delrith.” The Gypsie went into meditation again, and Great Noob and N00b groaned. After another half-hour, the Gypsie opened her eyes, and she told them, “In order to defeat Delrith, you must climb Spirit Mountain way north of here. There will be a special sword struck in a magical stone called Noobscalabir. It is the only sword in the entire world that is fit to kill a powerful demon like the Delrith that is to come upon us next month.” N00b thanked the gypsie and headed north to the Spirit Mountain.
Chapter 5
After 3 hours of travel deep in the wilderness, they arrived at Spirit Mountain. A guardian was blocking their way. “None is to pass!”, yelled the guardian. N00b replied, “We need to get to the mountain, my friend here is destined to slay a demon!” “Still, none shall pass”, replied the guardian. N00b was infuriated, and he pulled out the Godsword strung to his back. “Now, you will let us pass, or you will die”, said N00b. “Nope, none shall pass”, replied the guardian calmly. Noob charged at the guardian and swung his sword at the guardian’s neck. The guardian fell to the floor, beheaded. Great Noob’s eyes were wide open. “We just killed a man who was only doing his job. What have we done? Hide the body! Do something!”, said Great Noob. “Don’t worry, we killed him to kill something way more serious, in other words, we did something bad to do something good”, replied N00b.
The climb of the mountain was gruesome. The wind was freezing cold and N00b and Great Noob’s hands were sore and numb. After several hours of freezing to death, the two finally reached the top, and Noobscalabir was there. Great Noob rushed to it and pulled it out of the stone and N00b and Great Noob rushed back to Varrock and trained and got ready for 3 months for the demon to be summoned.
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