“Cookies? Oh! Oh! Can I come with you? I want some cookies!” John seemed flustered a bit. “I guess so. Though we should hurry or else it will get dark and then the G.E.E.K.s will come out to role play in the streets.”

“Of course! Then we’d better get a move on then!”

The two began to walk to the grocery store when a day-walking G.E.E.K. stopped them and asked, “What are you doing on my territory?” The G.E.E.K. pulled out a replica lightsaber and began making lightsaber sounds and swinging his saber around like a child. “Um, we are just going to the grocery store.” said John. “Not anymore, I’m afraid. Ha ha ha ha!” exclaimed the G.E.E.K. John and Kitty looked at each other in confusion. “What do you mean?” said Kitty. “I mean, I’m going to kill you with my plus 4 lightsaber of infinity! Ha ha ha ha ha!” said the G.E.E.K. while laughing. The G.E.E.K. swung his lightsaber at the two companions and hit Kitty on the head. “Ow!” yelled Kitty at the top of his lungs. Kitty fell to the ground and began rubbing his head to try and make the pain go away. “Now you’re dead!” said John seeking to take revenge for his fallen companion. “Uh, um, you may leave now!” said the G.E.E.K. as he was running home calling for his mother. John helped Kitty up who was feeling much better as he’d taken some Ibuprofen for his pain. As they were walking to the grocery store, they had gone to Kitty’s house to pick up some weapons. Kitty picked up his trusty Wiffle Ball Bat of Torture, and John had picked up Kitty’s Lamp of Imperfection.

When they left the house they were approached by 2 hooded figures pulling a red wagon. 1 of the hooded figures asked in a deep voice, “Would you care to buy some cookies?” And Kitty responded, “Demon! Be gone with your foul cookies!” The hooded figures took off their robes and began to cry. They were girl scouts looking to sell cookies. John glared at Kitty and said in a low voice, “Are you insane? These are girl scouts! They’re harmless!” And then Kitty told John of the girl scouts’s secret plans for world domination by making everyone fat and lazy for eating too many girl scout cookies. John held up his lamp and swung it at the deep voiced girl. They began to run away from the 2 as they were chasing the girl scouts.