I met Alice on a summer’s day, as we walked amongst the long stems of corn, in that English meadow, she made a vow to me that “we would make love while the nightingales sang”

We had arranged to meet under the old oak; little did I know what lay before us on that summer’s day.

Alice sat under the oak reading a book of poems by johnnydod when suddenly a white rabbit ran passed her looking at a rather large pocket watch and murmuring to him self  ”I’m late I’m late for a very important date.”

All of a sudden the white rabbit ran down a large rabbit hole and disappeared from view Alice knelt down and peered into the dark hole just as I arrived I called out, “Alice, what are you doing on your knees looking into that large rabbit hole”? her little blue dress drifted up in the breeze and I caught a glimpse of her little white panties decorated with  blue bows.

She turned to me and said “I have just seen a white rabbit carrying a large pocket watch and singing, I’m late I’m late for a very important date” Fired up by the sight of her backside I said.

“What the hell have you been smoking baby? Come here and I will take you to a wonderland”, she smiled and said “Well I hope you have come prepared with the necessary protection? As I don’t want to be saying in a month’s time, I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date.”