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It is 8:00 AM at school, and I am already in my science class. Today I learned that cheese came from asteroids in space. First, the asteroid is located by radar, and then N.A.S.A sends someone to transfer a piece of the asteroid for processing. The piece of asteroid is an impure form and needs to be pasteurized to become editable. After it is pasteurized, the cheese goes to the supermarket and is sold for a cheaper price than cows milk. School went on for several hours but nothing else was even in a bit interesting that day.

Oh, I forgot to tell you my name. My name is Adam; I am tall and skinny but also very smart. I have a brother whose name is Ronda; he is short and husky but kinda has a goofy name for a boy. We also have a sister named Chika; she is tall and skinny and tends to act like a blond to annoy the heck out of me, but that is because she is the youngest of the family. I just do not know why she dyed her hair blond. My mom and dad: well, they are nice, but they sometimes drive me crazy. Typical parents tend to drive teenagers crazy.

It is already 6:00 PM and we are having pasta and cheese. As we were cooking the spaghetti, I remembered that we forgot to buy cheese. Well, THAT was a mistake. Therefore, my mom and i went to the store and bought Koisk cheese. Three minutes after we started eating, a special announcement came on the news saying, “We have a special announcement, we have found that the Koisk brand cheese has microscopic eggs in it carrying some alien life forms in them. We suggest that you immediately stop eating that cheese and chuck it into the trashcan.” So we stopped eating and threw out our dinner.

By time the news was over it was 6:10 PM. All of the sudden little aliens came out of the cheese saying, “We are here to take your T.V. to use it as a power source for our planet.” After they said that the started walking out the door with our T.V., along with other aliens that were marching all over the city of KrackNut.

Military troops were sent out with heavy artillery but could not deal even a small scratch on the aliens. All of the sudden, one of the aliens tried to attack me, until I stepped on a packet of ketchup, causing the packet to blast that red gunk all over the alien. In three seconds, the alien exploded into a thousand tiny pieces into the air and dissolved into nothing. Therefore, Ronda, Chika, and I took some ketchup and saved the day twenty aliens at a time. I was then known as the hero of the city of KrackNut

By 10:00 PM, we were pooped and went straight to bed remembering that day of victory.

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