So i was at this restaurant today and we ordered a dozen mild wings and 2 dozen hot wings, so the guy leaves like 10 minutes and comes back with a dozen mild wings…. on on a little plate… i see 2 hot wings…. and i say: hey are you still cooking the other 22?

waiter: uh… yea… for other people… why do you ask?

myself:because i ordered 2 DOZEN

waiter: 2 dozen what?

myself: OK is this some kind of joke?

waiter: no….

myself:…. OK ill just go to the place across the street bye!

its like sometimes people are stupid sometimes you know? its like what the…???