I’m going to write some balkan jokes every day.Some of them you will like some not bat there will be something for anyone.At the end you can’t hate them all, that is the best thing.
Today I will write some black humor jokes.Hope you like them.
Accused
Judge:Accused do you now thet today is not allowed to hit womens?
Accused:Yes I know,but I didn’t hit her today,that was fourteen days ago.
Difference between women and man
Friendship between womens:
One night wife didn’t come home and when husband asked her where she was, she answers:
I was at my girlfriends home and I slept there.
When husbend called 10 of her best girlfriends,non of them confirmed that.
Friendship between mans:
One night husbend didn’t come home and when wife asked him where he was,he answers:
I was at my friend home and I slept there.
When wife called 10 of his best friends,8 of them confirmed that he was there and 2 that he is still there.
Cose of divorce
What is main reason of divorce?
Marriage
Courtroom
Judge:Why did you kill your first wife?
Man:She didn’t love me any more.
Judge:When you get out from prison,whay did you kill your second wife?
Man:I did’t love her any more.
Judge:OK but whay did you kill your third wife now?
Man:What can I say:HABIT
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