Batman left it sitting on the floor and his cat ate it. Now Marcia had left for college. So there was no way Batman could get another one. He started crying for 15 days. Then he stopped, realized it was nothing, and walked downstairs for breakfast.

Eventually Batman grew up and married a woman named Tracy. Tracy told Batman one day that she had to go to Sacramento for a month for work, so Batman lived up to his name and became a superhero! He went around beating people up, like the Joker, and and… and… that one guy… yea. He did not stop until he had collected enough bounty to buy another Flash Drive. When Batman got home, he found Tracy’s suicide note.

“I am committing suicide because I found out that Pharmacies are evil. Really. Just stay away from them and you’ll be fine. See you in the afterlife!”

Batman was sad. But he plugged in his Flash Drive and started copying files, and he soon cheered up. Until he found out that his F.D. wa dective. He was then transported to the land of Oz -haha lol- and almost killed the Tin Man. But Batman then realized that he was a hippo!
But that is a story for another day…