In the taxi:

Kenza took a taxi.

Driver: “Where can I take you?”

Kenza: “To the station.”

The taxi drives through a red  traffic light.

Kenza: “What are you doing? You want us both killed.”

Driver: “I am driving like that all the time.”

A couple of streets further, the taxi stopped before a green traffic light.

Kenza: “It’s green, why don’t you drive on?”

Driver: “I don’t wanna take any risks, my father could come from the other direction.”

A stupid blonde:

A stupid blonde drives her car up a mountain backwards. She stops for a pedestrian.

Pedestrian: “Can I ask you a question, miss?”

Blonde: “Yes, of course.”

Pedestrian: “Why are you driving up this mountain backwards?”

Blonde: “They told me there’s no place to turn up there.”

The blonde drives on. Ten minutes later, she comes back downhill driving backwards. She stops by the pedestrian.

Pedestrian: “And now, you are driving downhill backwards.”

Blonde: “Yes, they lied to me, I could turn the car up there.”

 At the pub:

John goes to a local pub. A beautiful waitress is standing behind the bar.

John: “Give Everybody a pint, I am going to the toilet first.”

The waitress draws the pints and serves everybody in the pub. John comes back.

John: “How much do I owe you?”

Waitress: “50 dollars.”

John: “I didn’t know a pint cost 50 dollars.”

Waitress: “No, that’s for the round.”

John: “I didn’t give a round, I said ‘Give Everybody a pint’, my name is John Everybody.”

In bed:

Frank and Kenza are laying down in bed and are watching “Who wants to be a millionaire.”

Frank: “Do you want sex?”

Kenza: “No”.

Frank: “Is that your final answer?”

Kenza: “Yes.”

Frank: “I would like to call a girlfriend.”

In the class:

Miss Kenza is standing before her class.

Kenza:” Can someone tell me something that has to do with sex?”

Erik:” Yes, a cow and a bull who have a calf.”

Kenza: “Very good, Erik. And you, Mike, do you have an example.”

Mike: “Sure, John Wayne who kills ten Indians.”

Kenza: “What has that to do with sex?”

Mike: “Well miss, nobody fucks with John Wayne.”

In a brothel:

John, a little boy of 12 goes to a brothel with a death bird in his hand. The madam opens the door.

Madam: “How can I help you?”

John: “I would like a hooker with aids?”

Madam: “Do you have money?”

John shows her a 100 dollar bill.

Madam: “Ok, take the second door on the left.”

After fifteen minutes, John comes back.

Madam: “Can I ask you a question?”

John: “Sure.”

Madam: “Why did you want a hooker with aids?”

John: “When I go home, I fuck the babysitter and my dad also fucks the babysitter en my dad does it with my mam and my mam does it with the postman and him I want. He killed my parrot.”