The criminal masterminds behind this evil, almost fool-proof plot have not yet been captured, but the Federal Bureau of Juveniles, have released the names of the main suspects.

The Federal Bureau of Juveniles will only allow us to release these names, under the condition that victims and witnesses alike will be able to pluck up the courage they need to come forward and speak out.

Names of the three suspects:    Shelby Wilson      (very loud,)

                                                Hayden Newman (disrupts the class at every chance he gets,)

                                                Ryan McCrum       (distracts people with his smelly farts)

One agent who was working on the case commented, “It is the worst case that I have ever worked on in my life. The suspects had their music on so loud, it practically blew my brains out.”

Lindsay, Judith, and Roger keep these wrong-doers in line. Just.

The suspects are different in their own way, but evil in the same way. But with criminals, you always get the good guys, the heroes. They are Samuel Burton, Lauren Chapman, Abigail Molloy and Joanne Thomas.

They set the standards in EVERY lesson, by keeping their heads down and keeping quiet when they are hard at work. The reason they do this? They get praised.

Unfortunately, these culprits never listen. Don’t you think that it is time for them to see the error of their ways and finally, finally grow up? Is it time to put them behind bars?

We’ll let you be the judge of that.