First rule to being a pirate is to never trust another pirate. Second rule is that you must be a strong pirate, just in case your ship is put under attack. Cannon’s are heavy and pack quite the force. Your goal would be to sink the enemy’s ship. The thrid rule to being a pirate is to be nasty, and not care to be a bad guy. Pirates steal, lie, cheat, and look for treasure. If a pirate ever gets attacks by skeleton pirates he’ll have to be prepared and know how to deal with them, by getting a net and throwing net over them to catch them. And if a pirate was ever hungry he must have survival skills to keep him alive. He would know how to catch his food and not afraid to eat a raw lobster.

Guess what if a pirtate ever wanted to brush his teeth he’d have a hard time finding a toothbrush on his pirate ship.

But what you can find on their ship is some pistol, cannons, a parrot, his trusty crew and perhaps a warn flag that represtents their ship. If Pirates were real and in the US we would be all goners.  They are real in the Carriabeans.

I like Pirates because they have cool catch phrases like arrrggg matey and you shiver me timbers. And if there butts are ever on fire they yell FIRE ON THE BOOT DECK. Guess what Pirates are too manly for dresses, they normally wear a rag, tatoo’s, and a wooden leg and a parrott on the shoulder.