Two men in the Australian bush make a discovery regarding a glowing green…thing (inspired by a comment in one of the Triond forums from one of our favourite Triond members. No second guesses who it is)
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Jeff crashed on the door “Holy hell man let me in!”
Pete rushed over and opened the door to a frantic Jeff “What in heavens is the matter man?”
Jeff rushed inside clearly panicked “I was out spotlighting for feral chickens – as you know they have gone mental and have been attacking the goats. Anyway I was on the trail of some exceptionally dastardly foul when I hit something”
“What did you hit bloke?” asked Pete, not really caring for an answer.
“If ya just shut the frig up I will tell ya. I got out to have a look but then I heard all these noises in the dark. Scurrying noises – nothing like I never heard before”
Pete rolled his eyes “It was just feral chickens you girl”
“No you tosser” retorted Jeff. “I know the sound of wild chickens and these weren’t no chickens. Nasty little scurrying noises. After a few minutes the noises stopped and all I could hear was heavy breathing, and then after a bit, a low rough growling noise.”
“OK just a pig then. You are such an old woman’s blouse Jeff”
“Don’t you think I know what a friggen pig sounds like you butt-hole? This was no friggen pig – this was something else. I grabbed the spotlight from inside the truck and swept it around – and then I saw these two green glowing eyes. It worried me a bit so I took a step back towards the truck and then the freaking thing shrieked at me like a mad women falling into a wood chipper. It scared the hemorrhoids out me rear end so I just shot at it, and I hit it right in one of those filthy green eyes. The little devil squealed like a girly boy in a slapping fight and rushed off into the bush. After I caught my senses I went over to look and found its freaking eye on the ground”.
Jeff held up his prize for Pete to see – a dripping slimy green ball about the size of a small lemon. Pete recoiled in horror “That is not an eye you fool. That is the testicle of a fegger. You shot a blimin’ fegger’s berry off!”
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