A collection of jokes heard at my local pub and some cartoon of girls with big boobs.
John and Mark are drinking a beer at their local pub.
John:”My doctor is wonderful.”
Mark: “Why?”
John: “Last week, she prescribed me some pills that make me 20 years younger.”
Mark: “Your wife Erika will be happy.”
John: “I don’t know, I haven’t been home since.”
Kenza arrives at the checkout and puts all her purchases on the transport strip.
The cashier is scanning all the articles.
Cashier: “Every together is 100 dollar.”
Kenza pays with a false 100 dollar bill.
The cashier checks the bill.
Cashier: “This is a false 100 dollar note, miss”
Kenza: “Shit, then I was raped.”
Kenza and Darla are taking a sunbath.
Darla: “Have you ever caught your husband cheating on you?”
Kenza: “Last week, I found some condoms in his truck.”
Darla: “And what have you done?”
Kenza: “I have pricked some holes in them.”
Darla: “Now, thank you.”
A man walks tottering on the street. Suddenly he comes across a very ugly woman.
Drunk: “But madam, you are ugly.”
Madam:”I might ugly, but you are drunk.”
Drunk: “Yes, but that will be over tomorrow.”
An older man goes to a sex shop.
Salesman: “How can I help you?”
Man: “Do you have inflatable dolls for the elderly.”
The salesman disappears and a few minutes later he comes back with a beautiful inflatable blonde doll.”
Salesman: “That’s now the model Linda with everything on it.”
Man: “Don’t you have anything from my own age. I find this one a little bit young.”
Salesman: “That is fixed in a minute. Just take a little bit of the air out of the doll.”
Kenza goes to the pharmacy.
Man: “How can I help you?”
Kenza: “Do you have extra large condoms?”
Man: “Sure, we even have the measure extra extra large. How many do you want?”
Kenza: “Do you mind if I wait in the shop untill someone comes to buy such condoms?”
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