Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be boss.

The brain said, “I should be the boss because I control the whole body’s responses and functions”.

The feet said, ” we should be the boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he want to go”.

The hands said, “ We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money”.

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up, all the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refuses to work.

Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided hat the asshole should be the boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat and passed out the waste product!!

Moral of the story: You don”t need brains to be the boss-any asshole will do.

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  • Amedu Monday on Jul 8, 2008

    This is a creative work, gurl… keep it up and dont stop, ok?
    Cheers!
    ReadersClub

  • Amaji David on Jul 9, 2008

    Hello
    I really Love this and with this in Mind and protecting it,We will have a great world.Please Extend this Vision and more grease to your Elbows.

  • Gideon Ikpe on Jul 17, 2008

    This is really an inspiration, please don’t stop there, go ahead.

    You have a positive mindset.

    YOU ARE BLESS.

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