I read the newspaper today that in Italy there are 629,000 blue car.

Each blue car would have three full-time salaried drivers for a total of 1,887,000 drivers.

There would then garages, mechanics, car maintenance etc. … etc. …

If this news were true (which I doubt, in the sense that I hope not) we would throughout the Italian economy that is based on the blue car.

But how is this possible? Removed the children and the retired workers who are there in Italy? And is ‘it possible that almost everyone has to do with these damn blue car?

Please explain the mystery. It should be interesting for a journalist to investigate this Italian joke!

Yet I swear that neither I nor my family have anything to do with these infamous Blue Car