One day a poor woodcutter lived with his wife next to Wal-Mart in Texas. Bob had a small house that smelled terrible. Bob was a very skinny person that ate little food. But his wife had an eating disorder and she ate three pounds of food a meal every day therefore making his wife obese. Bob was the woodcutter’s name. The woodcutter was poor because his wife was eating too much food and that meant Bob had to spend all his money on food and he couldn’t save a penny. But Bob still had a little bit of extra money that he saved before his wife had an eating disorder. Bob was about to spend his entire life savings on an x500 axe that was just released by the Bob’s Axes Company. Bob’s wife did not approve getting the axe.

                     A week before he bought the axe he couldn’t go to sleep because he was so excited to buy the axe. His wife said to wait for the week to end but he wanted to get it the next day. The next day Bob went to Wal-Mart with his wife. He saw the axe and he was about to buy it but Bobs wife said no because she said that Bob had barely any money for her food. Then Bob went to work and he went to the Joe’s Lumber Company woodcutting field and he bragged to all bob’s fellow workers that he was buying the new x500 woodcutting axe. After work he went home and he asked his wife if he could get the axe the next day his wife said no.

                     The next day bob and his wife went to Wal-Mart again and he didn’t care what his wife thought and he tried to buy the axe but his wife took his credit card. Then he went to Target to see if they sold the axe at a cheaper price but they did not. So he went to Best Buy but they did not sell axes there either. Bob then went to Home Depot. Home Depot had the axe 1$ off. Bob decided it wasn’t worth the effort to drive to the Home Depot just for one dollar when he lived right next to Wal-Mart.