Want to box or spar with the mighty Bo Jack?

This is a cute little story about just such a thing. Hama Burger Bo Jack has been challenged to a heavy weight championship boxing match by his good friend Alli Babba. In the beginning he declined his close friends request as simply a silly false request.

Since constant tirades and nonsense spouted constantly from Babba’s mouth Bo Jack readily accepted the challenge of the far less and far less knowledge of the game kept constantly provoking Bo till he could no longer take it.

The following story is a play by play blow by blow account of the epic battle the engaged in. Ding Ding, round one begins…Remember folks, The champ is a quick witted constantly talking image of his trainer the famous Ali himself. Here we go strap on the seatbelts and enjoy the brawl……

Round 1) Bo Jack comes out of the corner charging across the ring, pummeling the face of Babba and Babba quickly falls to the floor; she gets up, dusts herself and somehow manages to finish round one.

Jump ahead to round 5.

Round 5) Same story; trash talking nonsense spouting out of the mouth of the underdog. Unable to contain herself and her foolish mumblings she steps back again. Sadly she is bloodied and beaten and lost each round thus far.

The boxing commission considered this a no holds barred fight to the death match. Bo Jack long known for his ability to wear an opponent down or at will finish them with a superhuman speed of punches in a single flurry was clearly playing with his much weaker minded foe who was clearly showing no reason to continue at this point.

Fast forward to round ten.

Round !0) Obviously no challenge for the keen mind and true religious desired conversation, the dolt had no explanation of why she must to have to continue, showing clearer and clearer signs of incoherency.

Obviously beaten with no chance of recovery and no hope of retribution.

Fast forward to round twenty seven.

Round 27) The trainers begged the babbling nonsense moron to throw in the towel but the stupid reject would do it not, as she was an incorrigible ass with no common sense whatsoever. Again fast forward to round eighty seven.

Round 87) the clown still won’t give up most of the crown has seen all the laughter they could take, and had to leave to avoid side splitting laughter. The persistent idiot continued to go on.

Round 135) Sick and tired of wasting effort on the obvious unskilled in verbal and life skills he simply left the arena as there was nothing else to prove or say. It was not technically a forfeit, he just chose to quit and stop embarrassing his so called opponent. Forward to round Two hundred and seventy five.,,,

Round 275) Still she is waiting for someone else to step back in the ring to give her another sound beating, she just can’t catch on. The boxing commission granted the victory to Bo Jack because she was just too stupid to understand; they remain friends to this day due to his big heart and her small but tenacious brain.

Bo Jack Boxer there is no substitute.