The expression on his face was laughable. Well it would be if he was not the most important man in this country! Sitting at the long, oak carved desk, where he sat slumped in his chair with a glass of Jack Daniels in front of him, Mr Cameron was holding a meeting with George Osborne at number 10. This was the first meeting in the personal office of Mr Cameron’s with Osborne.

The meeting had been set up to discuss the new budget. Oh yes that little bugger again!

As Mr Osborne revealed objective after objective, Mr Cameron simply laughed and told him to be serious. In fact he was nearly wetting himself with laughter after one comment from Mr Osborne.

” Look Dave, everything i have said you have simply laughed in my face. Why don’t you just ask Gordon to come over and be part of this wonderful coalition as everyone else seems to be part of it. He would probably do it better than i.” He said visibly annoyed.

” George, I am laughing because i am happy. Not at you. And i couldn’t just ask Gordon back like that as it would not be right and besides, i would need to ask Nick.”

” Bloody Nick. I agree with Nick” Osborne could not resist.

” We had to build a strong and stable government, didn’t we?”

” Yeah and he was the only way you could get in to Number 10″ Osborne laughed as he sipped some of his Jack Daniels.

” Er.. yeah okay, but still” Cameron laughed along.

” So what did you come into politics for again?” Cameron asked

” To provide a strong and stable government for the better of this country and to reduce the deficit and deep social problems.” Osborne replied as if he had just read the Conservative manifesto word for word.

” Better get rid of you then with the ideas you’ve been propping up with.”

” But….”

” I was joking George. Chill. Look it doesn’t matter if we promise the countries problems will be solved because that about as unlikely as England winning the world cup this summer.”

” Yeah suppose so Dave. So who do you fancy then?”

” Blimey this has taken a twist George but i guess it would be Cheryl Cole at the moment. That Ash is an idiot for losing her. I wouldn’t mind keeping her company.”

” Dave i meant for the world cup”

” Oh…… Yeah… erm…. Brazil.” Cameron said a little stuck.

” And you have a wife” George splattered.

” I know George. Honestly you really do need to know how to chill. I was joking. You are so serious” Cameron replied as he thought about a certain someone- which wasn’t Samantha either!

Of course this is totally fiction, but comedic fiction at that!