Bugs Bunny was walking around New York City in search of the perfect carrot. He had heard that the Museum of Fine Vegetables had the most precious carrot in the world. Bugs wasn’t watching where he was going when he bumped into an imposing person.

“What’s up Doc Oc?”

“Out of my way Rabbit! I ought to crush you for knocking into me. I’m on a mission to steal the perfect carrot.”

“Not if I have anything to do with it Doc.”

“What can you possibly do to me? I can break you in half just like a twig.”

“Well Doc, you’ve got to catch me first.”

Bugs Bunny starting running all around Doc Oc. His speed was amazing. Just then Bugs pulled out of the air a huge mallot. “Watch the Birdie Doc.”

Bugs swung the mallot and sent Doc Oc flying. “Now you’re dead meat

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Rabbit. Stand still so I can destroy you.”

“Not today Doc. I’m planning to see the most beautiful carrot in the world, and nothing is going to stop me.” Bugs took out a cannister of Acme Sleeping Powder and sprayed it into Doc Oc’s eyes. Instantly, the lumbering villain fell right in the middle of a busy intersection. Cars swerved to avoid hitting Doc Oc. A policeman saw that the nefarious villain was knocked out and instantly called for back up. Even Spiderman showed up and was stunned to see Doc Oc laying on the ground.

Bugs Bunny didn’t stay around to see all the commotion. He just wanted to see the perfect carrot. Bugs hopped right down to the Museum of Fine Vegetables and took out his digital camera. After taking half a dozen pictures, Bugs was satisfied and left the museum.

Well thought Bugs, it’s time that I was off to Pismo Beach. I wonder what they’re going to do to that Doc Oc fellow. Oh well, as Porky Pig would say. “That’s all folks.”