Once upon a time, in the city high in the sky, there lived a people.  These people were the people of Cheezwhiz Omega.  They lived a happy life, living peacefully among each other, and eating the endless supply of cheezewhiz the fell from the sky.  However, this glorious blessing did not come without a price. 

      Every year, on the day of penance, the village elders would gather in the town hall, and, donning their festive ritual caps (shaped like cheezwhiz cans), they would launch the Big Rock of Heavyness through the nearest window, thus creating a hole the size of Rhode Island.  However, this did not satisfy the Cheezewhiz Gods, nor the elders, so they once again threw a giant Rock of Heavyness out the window.  Now, with the new and improved hole, the people were ready.  So, they prepared to launch their final, and most important projectile.  A Giant Random Blue Whale.  This is the only thing that the Cheezewhiz Gods accept as an offering.  So, using all their strength, the elders hurl the Giant Random Blue Whale out the window, sending it to its demise to the earth below. 

      Then, as if by magic, the blessed cheezewhiz once again continues to fall, sending a delicious aerosol smell throughout the land.  Things, once again, were as they should be in Cheezewhiz Omega.

The moral of the story,

Every year, on the day of pennance, beware of Big Rocks of Heavyness and Giant Random Falling Blue whales.  They could turn your good day into a bummer.