It has been a steamy month of July.  It’s been as hot as the flaming mouth of a dragon.  Speaking of dragons, here are ten fortune cookie sayings from a dragon:

1.   If you can’t stand the heat, go to an air conditioned movie theater.

2.   Never offer ice cream to a dragon.  He’ll just turn the ice cream into liquid goo.

3.   Don’t try to fly like a dragon unless you are Superman.

4.   Never tell your wife that you’ve just seen a dragon.  She’ll suspect that you’ve had too much to drink.

5.   Never tell a dragon that he’s been fired.  This is one disgruntled employee that you don’t want to mess around with.

6.   Never insult a dragon unless you do not mind having charbroiled skin.

7.   A dragon is like your boss, a little hot headed.

8.   Never offer a dragon a cigar.  He smokes enough as it is.

9.   Never catch a dragon by his tail unless you are prepared for the ride of your life.

10. A dragonfly and a dragon that flies are not one and the same.  By the way, dragons do not eat flies or mosquitoes!

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