THE MAN, THE LEGEND, THE MYTH

Thanks to the force of the tinned cinema ” Made in USA” , many foreign actors who, let us say, ” atuaram” in adventure and action films they are true symbols of force, masculinidade and bravery in the world all. It is the case of the trio Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger. It does not have who does not remember marcantes scenes of these astros in classics as ” Hard of Matar” , ” Rambo” or ” The Exterminador of the Futuro”. It is fact. However, one another brave and over all talentoso much more strong actor, másculo, is, curiously, much less sanctioned this way. Therefore, I enumerate below some doubtless truths on Chuck Norris:

1 – The tears of Chuck Norris cure the cancer. The problem is that it is so male that never does not cry. Never!

2 – Chuck Norris does not sleep. It waits.

3 – Chuck Norris is currently processing the NBC. It alleges that ” Lei and Ordem” they are the names patented for its legs (” Lei” the left, ” Ordem” the right).

4 – If you can see Chuck Norris, it you can see you. If he cannot see Chuck Norris, you can be close to the death.

5 – Chuck Norris counted until the infinite. Two times.

6 – The last page of the Guiness (book of the records) says in small letters: ” All the records of the world belong Chuck Norris. We only in give the work to them to list the seconds placed in each categoria.”

7 – The Great Wall of China originally was constructed pra to hinder the entrance of Chuck Norris in that country. It failed needily.

8 – If you to ask to the Chuck Norris who hours are, it always will say, ” Two seconds until… ” After you asking ” Two seconds until what? ” it will give to one roundhouse kick in its face.

9 – Chuck Norris vendeu its soul to the devil to have its bacana appearance and its incomparable abilities of martial arts. Little time after the transaction finishing, Chuck Norris gave to one roundhouse kick in the face of the devil and caught its soul in return. The devil, that appreciates irony, did not obtain to be brave and admitted that it must have foreseen this. They now play to poker all the second Wednesday of each month.

10 – Chuck Norris a time ate 72 kg of meat in one hour. It passed first the 45 minutes making sex with the waitress.