Come and laugh

1.Interviewer: what is your qualification?

Sardharji: sir, I am Ph.d.

Interviewer: what do you mean by Ph.d?

Shardharji:[smiling ] passed high school with difficulty………

2.sardar went to textile shop and asked, ‘I want a curtain cloth for my computer’.

 The salesman wondered and asked ‘why curtain cloth for a computer’.    Sardar ‘I installed windows in my computer’.

3. The student of class 7 brought his report card to his father.

How are your grades? The father casually looked at the card and signed before asking.

Under water dad the boy replied.

Under water? What do you mean?

They are below C level the boy quickly grabbed the report card and ran off before his father could say anything.

4.papa

Yes son

What is this letter? [the boy shows him the letter Y]

Y

Well I don’t know. That’s why?. But I now know you don’t know.

5.A little girl noticed a few grey hairs on her mother’s head. She asked her mother what changed the color of the hair.

Your obstinacy said the mother.

Well the girl said in all innocence, you must have been a very naughty girl. Grandma’s is all white.