A short story on how an lazy average american gets sucked into a killer time share meeting.

“WHO ARE YOU!” Gerald stammered. He started to sweat uncontrollably.

The man slowly answered, “We are the observers”

“Why am I here?”

“Because you have no life, no family, and no job.”

“What does that have to do with anything?” Gerald was slightly offended.

“We want to run some tests on you…if you refuse my friend over here will cut you severely.”

Gerald gulped and slowly made out the words, “Ok.”

The man who had nothing in his hand walked over to Gerald and produced a syringe from behind his back.

“What is that?” Gerald asked frightened.

“This is an instant coma serum…give me your arm.” Gerald gave in obediently. The man slowly stuck the needle into his main vain and injected. Gerald waited for the affects. Awkwardly nothing happened. The man looked puzzled. He glanced at the others and they shrugged their shoulders. Then he turned around and yelped loudly. The other two jumped back and stared in amazement and disbelief of what they were seeing. The totally out of shape Gerald had just busted out of the chains and stared at them with completely black eyes. All three men started to back away as Gerald walked towards them.

“What serum was that?” one of the men asked. 

The other replied hesitantly, “It must have been the compact internal strength manipulator.” All three men started to scramble in fear. Gerald killed them all with ease and smashed through the solid concrete wall like it was made of cotton candy. He ran down the hall and found what looked to be as the leader of the demented group.

“Answer my question or die!” Gerald snarled. 

The man just laughed and walked towards him. “How did you plan this?”

“We put a self engaging feed on your television, put a watch on your arm, and had one of our guys point you in the direction of this building.”

“Well, this entire demented place is coming down.”

“Really? Lets see you try something.”

 

“Ok…watch this!” Gerald ran towards the wall and knocked it down. Then ran to every post holding the building together and ripped them apart. The entire building collapsed and the leader was smashed and killed.

The effects of the serum wore off and Gerald calmed down. He stood in one place motionless for 5 minutes thinking about what had just happened. Then he had noticed that half of the leaders body was hanging out of the rubble. Gerald slowly walked up to him and noticed an iPod touch hanging out of the shirt pocket. He bent down to grab it and said quietly, “I’ll take my free iPod now, thank you.” Gerald just chuckled as he walked away happily. 

 

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