A sexy women asks a Stupid detective for help to prove she is not a killer…
She was a sexy dish as she walked in I noticed her red dress the long blond hair and that look in her eyes she was a hot babe I had to give her that!
She looked at me and asked are you Detective Strait?
I said that’s the name on the door sweaty didn’t you read it when you came in?
She smiled a half smile that showed almost perfect teeth.
Ether this dame was married to a dentist or her parents was wealthy because those perfect choppers were a few grand or more!
She said I’m Moreno!
I thought of course you are a dame like you had to have a name with more in it!
I took my penny loafers off my desk leaned forward and asked so what can me do you for Moreno.
heaved her large double D’s in and out and pulled out a compact and started to powered her small nose that looked new like she had been under the knife more times than I could count the digits on my hand!
She said usually I charge people when they ask me that!
I said hey doll you came in here remember!
She leaned forward and put a cigarette in her mouth waiting for a light. I shook my head and said sorry I don’t smoke its bad for the lungs and in my business I need good longs I have to run a lot! You know chasing the bad guy’s.
Moraine laughed replied well maybe you should get a car detective Strait!
I looked out the window the sun was going down. I said why by a car in New York Know where to park the dam thing!
Besides most bad guys run through buildings would’t look good driving up through a mall you know they have road rules and laws against that kind of stuff!
Moraine was done powdering her face then she said the words I was waiting for!
She said Detective Strait I need you to prove my innocents! I have been accused of murder!
I said wow that’s not a rap you just pick up well looking for the right guy for a date doll!
She said know however Mr. Strait it was a mistake you have to believe me I didn’t put the cap in that guy’s head I woke up and he was laying on the floor!
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