A sexy women asks a Stupid detective for help to prove she is not a killer…

She was a sexy dish as she walked in I noticed her red dress the long blond hair and that look in her eyes she was a hot babe I had to give her that!

She looked at me and asked are you Detective Strait?

I said that’s the name on the door sweaty didn’t you read it when you came in?

She smiled a half smile that showed almost perfect teeth.

Ether this dame was married to a dentist or her parents was wealthy because those perfect choppers were a few grand or more!

She said I’m Moreno!

I thought of course you are a dame like you had to have a name with more in it!

I took my penny loafers off my desk leaned forward and asked so what can me do you for Moreno.

heaved her large double D’s in and out and pulled out a compact and started to powered her small nose that looked new like she had been under the knife more times than I could count the digits on my hand!

She said usually I charge people when they ask me that!

I said hey doll you came in here remember!

She leaned forward and put a cigarette in her mouth waiting for a light. I shook my head and said sorry I don’t smoke its bad for the lungs and in my business I need good longs I have to run a lot! You know chasing the bad guy’s.

Moraine laughed replied well maybe you should get a car detective Strait!

I looked out the window the sun was going down. I said why by a car in New York Know where to park the dam thing!

Besides most bad guys run through buildings would’t look good driving up through a mall you know they have road rules and laws against that kind of stuff!

Moraine was done powdering her face then she said the words I was waiting for!

She said Detective Strait I need you to prove my innocents! I have been accused of murder!

I said wow that’s not a rap you just pick up well looking for the right guy for a date doll!

She said know however Mr. Strait it was a mistake you have to believe me I didn’t put the cap in that guy’s head I woke up and he was laying on the floor!

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  • lindalulu on Aug 30, 2009

    Nice story…;)

  • Daisy Peasblossom on Aug 31, 2009

    Good ol’ tough detective routine. Nicely done.

  • IspellBad on Aug 31, 2009

    Thank You very much its a fun Idea I am having!

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