OK, I was planning for today to b a better than yesterday.  I guess yesterday was pretty messed up.

First, I was cleaning the dishes.  Suddenly I heard somebody yell,”HOLY FUCKOMAMAS!”.

I got really surprised that I dropped a plate and it landed on my foot.  The pain was so great that I dropped the other plates that I was holding!  One even landed on my dick!  HOLY SHIT!

I had to go to the hospital, but the ambulance was like, 3 hours late.  They shoved me into it and just drove away.

While in the ambuelence, it kept moving and jostling around that I fell of the bed and landed on my face! FAIL!

While that, I noticed a pile of dildos on a shelf, until I realized they weren’t dildos, but they were real dicks!  All were really hairy and looked rotten.  I threw up and suddenly the care bumped and the dicks landed in my face!  One even fell in my mouth!  O CRAP!  My face landed in my vomit and it smelled like shit!

When I got to the hospital, I was relieved.

TODAY FAILED!