Two guys are sitting in a bar. The two men look very bored. It had been at least four hours since they entered the bar, and it was very boring. Finally the second guy looked at the first and said, “Hey, do you know any funny long jokes?” the first man replied, “Hmm, now that you think of it… I got one.” Astounded at why the man didn’t tell him the joke, he asked again. “Dude, seriously I want to hear a long JOKE!” The man grinned and said, “Your penis!”

Later that night, the man exited the building followed by the other. They have never spoke since, the end!