What is that, Clancy? I don’t know Reagan…mama calls it “pizza” whatever that is. Have you tried it, Clancy? No, it doesn’t look like anything I’d want to eat. Let me see. Step aside, brother. I’ll give it a proper sniffing before we taste it.

Hmm…well, it’s different to be sure! Well? What’s it smell like, Reagan? Nothing like I’ve ever smelled before, Clancy. Hmm…okay, let me at it. You’re not helping me any, so just move over. Okay, you’re right, Reagan. It doesn’t smell like anything I’ve ever sniffed before. So, are you going to try it, Clancy? Maybe…I don’t know. It sure smells funny. I don’t see or smell any meat on it, or cheese, either. Without those two food groups, it seems pretty senseless to me. What’s the point of all this anyway? Do humans actually eat this stuff?

Yeah, I guess they do, Reagan, I mean, look at mama and pop…they’re wolfing it down pretty good. Oh geese! …You’re right! Oh, that’s disgusting! … Humans! …Yuck! Well, while you complain and carry on, I’m going to try it. Are you kidding me, Clancy? You’re actually going to taste that stinky stuff? Yes, I am, Reagan. Okay, I’m going to eat some of this. I really am. Let’s just sniff it again to be sure that it’s edible to some of God’s creatures first. Okay, it’s a “go.” Here we go. Well, maybe just a nibble, I mean there’s no sense in taking a big bite of it right away, considering the foul aroma it’s producing.

Okay, easy now…just a taste… Well, Clancy? How is it? (Clancy swallows) Well, it’s really dry and I think it’s what humans consider to be an acquired taste. You don’t want to try it, brother, trust me! Okay, Clancy thanks and I won’t! Hey, let’s play with it instead! Ha-ha! Watch this, Reagan, as I swat a small piece of it across the dining room table and onto the floor! Ha-ha! That was great, Clancy! Yeah, let the pups eat it! They’re dogs and they’ll eat anything! Yeah, you’re right, Reagan, they’re not too bright! But I still love them. Yeah I do too, brother. “Tara, I don’t think the kittens like the pizza, they’re playing hockey with the piece you gave them!” “Yeah, I see that! Silly kittens, pizza‘s for humans!”