The Donald and The Sarah ham it up for The Cameras.

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Donald Trump has chosen Sarah Palin to be his running mate in the upcoming presidential election, according to news sources who spoke on condition of anonyminity, or whatever that word is.

Other breaking news, Sarah Palin has chosen Donald Trump as her running mate in her bid to run for president of the United States, news sources reported on condition of anonymousness.

Sources close to the source say that The Donald and The Sarah may share the presidency/vice-presidency in a new form that they will call The Furor, which dictionary.com defines (on condition of anonywhatever) as:

1) a general outburst of enthusiasm,

2) a prevailing fad, mania, or craze, and

3) fury, rage, madness.

Don’t look now, but that definition hits pretty close to home with these two.

To continue:

The Furor will have all powers that the president and vice president now have, with new powers added as soon as the war starts.

The war will be Us against Them, you know what We mean.

All constitutional guarantees will be shelved during the war.

The war will last forever.

Long live The Furor!

Hail Furor!  Hail Furor!

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According to imaginary sources a meeting held between digital likenesses of The Donald and The Sarah went as smoothly as digital lizardshit.

The notoriously bankrupt The Donald smiled or glared angrily in his attempt to impose his will on the gathering, while The Sarah beamed prettily at everything, mentally calibrating muzzle velocities and distances to democrats in the crowd and The Donald, just in case.

“When I own America I will Fire Everybody!!” announced The Donald firmly, immediately cheered on by taped crowd noises which he controlled by turning a volume knob on a portable radio.

“No one will get Unemployment!”  He continued to the cheering tape.

“And everyone will be able to see Russia from here when I am The Furor!”  added The Sarah, upping the ante, albeit to silence, as The Donald impishly turned the crowd noise off for her.

“Everyone will file for bankruptcy!!  There will be equality for all!!”  philosophized The Donald, waxing ruthless, the crowd screaming madly.

“Companies will get the right to vote, and they will also file for bankruptcy, leveling the playing field!!”  continued The Donald, the crowd going mad.

“We will bankrupt the enemy, forcing him to become one of us!”  chirped The Sarah, to sudden silence, The Donald’s delicately positioned finger tweaking his volume knob to Her consternation.

“Well then” murmured The Virtual Sarah, and proceeded to show the delighted digital visitors what The Furor is all about.

“Oh Heck no” said The Donald, and proceeded to show the madding crowd a few things himself, after which the entire imaginary episode broke down into an imaginary skin fest, with loud music and slang language and orange pekoe, not the healthy green, tea.  Oh there was general imaginary mayhem.

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http://authspot.com/short-stories/the-sarah-antimatter-and-the-secretive-society/

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