there once was a boy, who was poor, lived on the streets and had no family. so he lived as a beggar and moved from town to town every couple of weeks. one day he was moving to a different town when he became incredibly thirsty while walking down a road. the road had only one house on it that belonged to a rich man. the boy thought, that the man was so rich, he would have plenty of water to spare. Of course he was right, and the man gave him some water. while the boy was drinking, the man realised how little the boy had so he invited the boy to stay for a couple of months, and the boy accepted. when the boy first stayed in the house, the old man kept warning him to not put his penis in the holes in his room which he was staying in, and the boy obeyed. but his curiosity grew and grew, until finally one day the boy felt the urge to put his penis in the 3 holes. they where the right height and size in the walls, and the old man was in another part of the house. so the boy put his penis in the first hole. it was the best thing he had ever felt, so smooth, wet and tight! so the boy became eager to try the other 2 holes. so he took his penis out, and put it in the second hole. that hole however, was horrible! all dry, rough and grainy. the boy shuddered and pulled his penis out. finally he put it in the third hole, and instantly a strong suction kept him at the wall. the boy tried to pull his penis out but it was stuck. so he yelled for the old man, and the old man came up. “yes boy? ah, i see you have disobeyed me. i knew you would, but not this quick. i really meant it when i said don’t put your penis in the holes! do you want to know what is in the holes? well the first hole has my daughter behind it, the second has my grandmother and the third is a cow-milker, that will not stop until it has 1000,000,000 pints of liquid.” and with that the old man walked away and never went back to the boy again.