Unexpectedly some drunk driver saved hassle can pop up. Just a bit farther down that irrigation ditch Mike and Whiskey rode past a barn with several pins. In the one along side the ditch bank a proud cut gelding started acting like a stud horse. Mike reined Whiskey across the empty ditch and started loping her away from the gelding before he got out and attacked his mare. 

Drunk Driver Saved Gets By

Occasionally a drunk driver saved gets by legally. As they loped along Mike said, “Too bad they’ve closed down all them drive up windows. I used to avoid any DWI when I rode my mare to one of them and got a six pack to go. That even let me have something to drink every time I irrigated on my day off.”

Drunk Driver Saved Should

A drunk driver saved should always park their vehicle where some other drunk will not hit it.  The parking lot was too full for Mike to tie his mare up right before the entrance door. He had to tie Whiskey up to the large light pole under the large square piece of wood that was filled with Forty Seven Club 2PM to 2AM.

Drunk Driver Saved Must

A drunk driver saved must do something to his vehicle to keep it from being stolen. Mike softly rubbed the mare’s neck and then loosened the saddle cinch. When that was done Mike patted Whiskey above her rear tail and said, “Hold tight girl. I loosened that cinch so you could also have some time off. Uh, that’s the best drunk rider test one can think of because when the rider is too drunk to remember that is loose the saddle hits the ground when he tries to mount up and go home.”

Drunk Driver Saved Plays

Just about every drunk driver saved plays while out and about. Tonight Mike had some pool playing luck. None of the harsh players had shown up. Mike won a can of Coors every time he beat one of the challengers. After his bank shots became too hard to make Mike went ahead and said farewell to the other drunken pool players. He staggered out of the bar and stumbled across the parking lot to Whiskey.

Drunk Driver Saved Doesn’t

A drunk driver saved doesn’t always have to be saved from car accidents. After untying the lead rope Mike started trying to mount Whiskey. She wouldn’t settle down and let him get his left foot into the stirrup. When she shied away from him Mike noticed how loose the saddle actually was. That made him slap Whiskey on her belly and say, “All right. Hold still and I’ll tighten the cinch like it aught to be. Then I’ll have to get on and you can still try to make me fall down like a shot of whiskey would.