Curtains

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 Like the other day i was walking down the street right and then I’ m all like, Dude wheres my car? So this other idiot shouts out yo buddy, you got no car because you stupid. Now by this stage i was really worried, first my car was missing, now the poeple of the street, my Homies and brethern, where calling me an idiot; What was i going to do? Then it hit me! I was going to open a detective agency. This was the greatest idea in the history of ideas i thought to myself. Nothing was going to stop me! For the first time in my life i had an ambision and goal in life, i was going to fufill my destiny! But then i realised, i needed a car if i was going to achieve anything. So i scratched that idea.

At aproximatly 2.42pm as i walked down the street i realised somthing very important. I just remember where my car was! I couldn’t believe how stupid i had been, how i had completely forgoten where it was untill it was too late! How foolish of me, i made a left turn instead of a right turn as i exited the benk just 4 minutes ago! So i quickly turned around and headed the other way and there she was, my car was where i had left her. i was full of joy once more. so i picked it back up and put it in my pocket and i head home.

The end.