How I avoided a 10-month visit to the South Pole.


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Things were really getting dicey for this sailor aboard the USS Glacier AGB4 which was still in dry dock but the work was about finished.  I had been aboard for three months as leading yeoman but that would soon change.  When the full complement of sailors were aboard rules called for a first class petty officer to be the leading yeoman.  I was four months away from being promoted to second class.  There were other reasons I wanted off that ship.  The Glacier was an ice breaker and in two months time she would be sailing for the south pole for Operation Deep Freeze II.  Brrrrr.

There was another thing that was bothering me.  To get to McMurdo Sound we would cross the International Date Line.  Uh oh.  I was a polywog…someone who had never crossed that line before.  Most of the others who would be on board had been to the pole on Deep Freeze I.  Polywogs had to undergo a nasty, sometimes brutal, hazing that included having their faces rubbed into the belly of the fattest sailor on board after said belly had been slathered with used cooking grease.  A run through the gauntlet followed ending with a toss overboard.  I rummaged through the exec’s files one day and found what I was looking for–a certificate indicating that I had already crossed the date line.  I filled it out and handed it to the Executive Officer for his signature.  He would sign anything, including my replacement I.D. card which aged me one year so I could enter the various establishments in Boston.  What a guy.

Just days before the full crew arrived a dispatch came in addressed to all ships at sea requesting a Yeoman Third Class be transferred to NATO Headquarters in Norfolk, Virginia.   There was just one catch…18 months sea duty required.  Undaunted, I filled out a request for transfer and asked for a sea duty waiver and the exec endorsed it.  He would sign anything.

A week later we were afloat, a full complement on board, and were on a shakedown cruise to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.  I was sweating blood.  I was no  longer leading yeoman and I had heard nothing from HQ regarding my transfer request.  In six weeks the Glacier would be bound for a 10-month stay with the penguins in Antarctica.  The two-week shore leave in New Zealand on the return trip didn’t seem adequate to me but the veterans were looking forward to it.  Something about free love.

Just before we returned to Boston my orders arrived:  WAIVER GRANTED.  I would leave the ship eight days before she sailed.  My tour at NATO was fairly routine but getting there was an adventure that must wait until another post.

(The above photo is of the USS Glacier WAGB4 during Operation Deep Freeze XV after the ship was given over to the Coast Guard.  Archival photographs from my era are owned and closely held by the Glacier Foundation, a private organization attempting to prevent the scheduled demolition of the ship.)

To read Part One see:  “Yeoman: To The Quarterdeck, On The Double” – This Site

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  • VickyC on Oct 22, 2009

    Hazing sounds horrible! I’m glad you managed to avoid it!!! This is a great story! I look forward to the next installment!!

  • Darla Cooke on Oct 22, 2009

    A very interesting story.

  • ashan1614 on Oct 22, 2009

    I don’t do cold; at least not THAT cold! Way to get out of an unpleasant situation, Ken. :)

  • lillyrose on Oct 22, 2009

    That was a lucky escape!

  • Lady Sunshine on Oct 22, 2009

    I wouldn’t mind going to the South Pole just to see the wildlife in person. But ultimately I would be too afraid to go. And where’s the book, Ken? I’ll buy one!

  • chitragopi on Oct 22, 2009

    Interesting sequel

  • PR Mace on Oct 22, 2009

    Sounds like a good tale. I must have missed part one while I was on vacation. I will look it up.

  • Goodselfme on Oct 22, 2009

    Wow,tx for sharing.

  • Emma Green on Oct 22, 2009

    Great story loved it and you relived the great escape!

  • Tanya Wallace on Oct 22, 2009

    You had it right brrrrrrr!lol your crafty, good thing he would sign anything! Loved this story as I did with the last one Ken!I look forward to more!!!

  • Ruby Hawk on Oct 22, 2009

    Ken, what a story but you missed the South Pole.It could\\\’ve been the trip of a lifetime.

  • wonder on Oct 23, 2009

    The polywogging was funny, we’re set sail for this great series.
    No penguinning.

  • Christine Ramsay on Oct 23, 2009

    I am not surprised you didn’t want to stay on that ship. this is a very entertaining read, Ken. Well done.

    Christine

  • Jane Jane on Oct 23, 2009

    You’re a real great writer ken.

  • johnnydod on Oct 23, 2009

    cool stuff ken

  • deep blue on Oct 23, 2009

    Nice account Ken. Sure enough I knew you had a wonderful life. You are a sailor in your own right my friend.

  • Lostash on Oct 23, 2009

    Looking forward to part 3 Ken!! You’ve got my attention with these tales of the sea!

  • Daisy Peasblossom on Oct 24, 2009

    Don’t you love how things in retrospect are always more fun than they were when they were happening? Something about that getting to pick the memories.

  • James DeVere on Oct 24, 2009

    Ken, that reminds me of a chap I met some years ago. He spent WWII in Antarctica and loved it!

    Aparently, it did not work for you, my friend.

    Well, horses for courses. Great write – j

  • Patrick Bernauw on Oct 25, 2009

    This is very well written!

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