Ding Dong! “I’m coming!” I said eagerly to my guest as they spammed the doorbell. Tonight I was hosting a formal dinner party at my house. I was having six of my closet friends coming and they are all famous. I opened the door and standing there was Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. with Chuck Norris, Eminem, Jet Li, Adam Sandler, and Daniel Tosh from Tosh.0.

             “Good evening Jonathan, sorry we’re a bit late” said Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

“That’s alright, as long as you came that is all that matters.” I replied. Once we finished greeting everybody and saying our hellos I led them to the dining room table and informed them we would be eating at my round table this time. “My wife was just finishing making the desserts and is about to take the ham out of the oven, once she is done then we can eat!” I told them. “Eminem you will sit to the right of me, Chuck Norris will sit to the right of you, Jet Li can sit to the left of me, Adam Sandler will sit to the left of Jet Li and Daniel Tosh will sit to the left of Adam Sandler.”

“So Eminem, are you going to make another album soon? There has been a lot of debate whether you quit rap or will quit rap.”

“I don’t think so, I still have a lot of raps I’ve been thinking of and I don’t want to disappoint my fans anymore than what I have. Also, I need a way to support my daughter, Hailie.”

“Phew, the rest of the world and I would be devastated if you decided to stop making albums, if you stopped it would be like when Michael Jackson died. The king of rap would cease to exist.” “Chuck Norris, don’t you think that it would be horrible if Eminem stopped rapping?”

“No, I wouldn’t care because I don’t like rap. If I made a rap album it would be the number one album, besides I’m already rich and famous. Kids even think I’m invincible!” Chuck Norris said.

Luckily my wife came in at the right moment to break up the awkward silence. “The food is ready everyone! I’ll leave the food on the table and you can all just help yourselves to it.” My wife, Meghan Fox said.

“Hey Jet Li can you pass me the ham and sweet potatoes? And have you seen my newest movie Grown Ups yet? I even think it’s at least better than the Mummy Tomb of the Dragon Emperor!” Adam Sandler said.

“HEY, that crazy talk my movies are waaaaay better than your movies Mr. Sandler!” Jet Li argued.

“Who cares about all your silly movies? My shows are better and they are 100 times funnier than your movies Adam Sandler.” Tosh said. “Also can you pass the butter?”

About 5 minutes after Jet Li, Adam Sandler and Tosh started arguing Martin Luther King Jr. got tired and said “Please, please stop arguing. Haven’t you learned anything about my march? And is it dessert time yet?”

“Oh yes, Meghan can you bring out the dessert please?” I gently yelled. She came out of the kitchen carrying seven plates of warm apple pie with cool whip on top. “This looks delicious Meghan, I can’t wait!”

It only took everybody about two minutes to eat all of their scrumptious pie. They were all devouring the pie it was so tasty. Once dessert was finished we all said goodbye. “Bye Eminem remember to make more albums, by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, goodbye Jet Li, have a nice night Adam Sandler, bye Chuck Norris and goodnight Daniel Tosh. I can’t believe we all had a wonderful night and all went well, I hope to have another formal dinner party soon.