From: Holden Caulfield <holdenbboi1337@hotmail.com>

To: Jane Gallagher <j.gallagher@jamaicans.com>

Subject: Omg lockdown

Hey Jane,

It finally happened lol. They decided that I was not suited to be part of the goddam society. They told me I was mentally unstable . What a bunch of phonies. Big deal. Meh.

So now im locked down in some damn sanatorium/nuthouse just cause they are too dumb to get why im like this. They r so noob[1] lol

At least I got wifi here so I can keep in touch. The PC is slow tho.

Signing off,

HC

From: Jane Gallagher <jamaican.gallagher@jamaicans.com>

To: Holden Caulfield <holdenbboi1337@hotmail.com>

Subject: RE: Omg lockdown

Yo what up, Hol,

Dam boi, u been bad or wut? So wtf is dis all bout den – you turnin into sum nutcase an ting rudeboi[2]? I kno dem coocoos der, dey jus wantin to shut u down n keep u down, seen[3]? U aint done nuttin wrong, boi – jus keep a stiff uppa lip n u’ll be outta ther in no time.

Imma com see u sum day, ya hear? So keep it tite until den, seen? Gwan go roll a blunt n chill out nao, tinkin bout u.

One love, bboi,

Jane

From: Holden Caulfield <holdenbboi1337@hotmail.com>

To: Jane Gallagher <j.gallagher@jamaicans.com>

Subject: RE: RE: Omg lockdown

Hi babe,

I just found out I’m stuck here until next fall. Goddam nightmare. Tell me what to do to get my mind off of this phoney place. I friggin hate it.

Btw, I found out im going to some new school in sept or summat. No idea what its like lol. Hope its not as noob as Pencey Gonna try a lil harder this time around.

And it would be kinda cool to see you after all this time. You still got those lovely rastas, gal? J

Rlly waiting for you,

HC

From: Jane Gallagher <jamaican.gallagher@jamaicans.com>

To: Holden Caulfield <holdenbboi1337@hotmail.com>

Subject: RE: RE: RE: Omg lockdown

Waddup, Hol,

Yo it cool dat u gwan go to sum new school an ting. Gwan get gud friends der I hope J

We cud go play sum graffiti down at http://graffiti.playdo.com/ , it gwan get yo mind off de psychoanalysts, seen? Im on der all day, jus com join me.

An ye I gots dem rastas, rudeboi, im Jamaican, rememba? Imma com see ya next week, boi. Gwan bring yo sum of gramma’s “Juju” chips, aight?

Peace out & one love,

Jane

[1] http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noob

[2] http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rudeboi

[3] http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=seen