Want to have a meal for free?

It’s quite a common (& of course, very uncivic) practice in India for cheap people to enter anyone’s party (considering the fact that RSVP is not practiced & the minimum count in any guest list is usually 200) just to have a meal.

Two men (unknown to each other) walking down a street heard loud music being played at the corner and on reaching there, saw a grand function in progress. Listening to their growling stomachs, they entered.

They happen to sit next to each other during lunch.

“I haven’t seen you before. I am the groom’s close friend.”

“I am from the bride’s family.”

A person sitting right behind them muttered angrily, “This is my father’s funeral !”