There once was a man called Mr. Bread He kept his food on top of his head. There once was a lady called Mrs. Berry She water skied behind the ferry. There once was a man called Mr. Carrot He had a pink and purple polka-dot parrot. There once was a lady called Mrs. Cheese She ate ice cream with mushy peas. There once was a man called Mr. Grape His pants were held up by a roll of tape. There once was a lady called Mrs. Mango She liked to dance and do the tango. There once was a man called Mr. Milk He wore a pink hat made of silk. There once was a lady called Mrs. Cake She got eaten up by her pet carpet snake.